Adam335's LMaD Rap Battles of Random Authenticity!

This is Adam335's LMaD Rap battles that will be posted every friday (Besides today)
Hope you enjoy!


#1
THIS BATTLE IS FLAMEBROTHER VSSSSSSSSSSS
JFKILLS34, BEGIN!
JFKILLS34:
Oh look, flamebrother
If I set you on fire you'd run back to your mother
You think you've got the swag?
Your most expensive hat is a shag
Flamebrother:
As if virtual pixels really matter,
Considering the fact your life is a splatter.
If you got out, the community would be better.
Instead you stay, and our faces get redder. 
JFKILLS34: 
Anyone else smell a little sALT?
I wouldn't like that inside my malt. 
Look kid, you ain't got nothin.
Stop now because you'll never be something.
Flamebrother:
Alright, now I've had enough of this stupidity.
You must've forgotten these are battles of authenticity.
Now is the time that I end this battle.
With the whining of your mouth and the wrath of my rattle.
WHO WON?!??!?
WHO'S NEXT?!?!??!?
YOU DECIDE!
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#2
THIS BATTLE: ASHIEY811 VS...........
EVILCISOR, BEGIN!
AshIey: 
This begins a great rap battle
Where I win and you tattle
Just face it
You won't make it
EvilCisor:
There's two things, dear, fact and opinion.
Your statement is complete oblivion
Why does your name have an "I" instead of "l"?
Probably because you can't spell real well.
AshIey:
Here we go again, where I take the stage
Everybody cheers for me while you rage
Your name is a fail and a complete lie
You're probably in real life shy.
Evilcisor: 
This unfortunately, is the end
You winning is like playing pretend.
You've been losing from the start
While I've been at the top of the winning chart
WHO WON?@?!?!?!?
WHO'S NEXT?!?!?!?
YOU DECIDE!
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