We Have Come to a Conclusion!

Telamon's mysterious banning indecent was none other than the work of Kony!

As you can EASILY see, Shedletsky's urge for small children has increases ever since April 27th. That means the Trade System is all a hoax and Kony set it up. I can't stress enough that Shedletsky is still roaming Africa abducting children. If you have any further info, please post in comments.

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